My way and that's the highway by Grant Harbison

So I may take without givin’

But I gotta make a livin’

It’s not like I’m dirt

Although I do sometimes like to flirt

Just a weakness for the ladies

Anythin’ in a skirt

It sure has caused a bit o’ strife in me life

Ye should see the bottle scars from a heartless wife

But there I go driftin’ away

Almost forgettin’ what I wanted to say

Aye, ye might think I’m some Dublin jerk

And ye might disapprove o’ this line of work

But I’m a good upstandin’ highwayman

And to keep ye from harm I do all that I can

So don’t get rash

When I hold you up and ask for yer cash

I target the rich

I target the poor

I believe in equity

Of that ye can be sure

I may be an inconvenience to me fellow man

But please understand

That I too have a pension plan